I have to take back everything I've ever said about political junk mail. I mean, if it wasn't for the Lollipop Special Edition of the Labour Rose – delivered without charge in my area – I would never have known about Labour's views on Lollipop Cuts.
It's all the fault of the evil Torries. They're making cuts, and now there'll be nobody to protect the children against mummies and daddies who rush out of the school gates without paying attention to pedestrians and who jump the lights at the nearest junction. The parents themselves couldn't possibly volunteer for about half an hour a month because they're hard-working families, but thankfully Labour has come to the rescue… by asking for your views. You can write to Freepost RLZG-SXGX-JGEX, Norwich Labour Party, St Mark's Church Hall, Hall Road, Norwich, NR1 3HL. (There's some text on the leaflet about how they'll use your personal details, which is too small to read. But I'm sure the Labour Party respects your right to privacy.)
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